Patient: Doctor, help me! I can't stop singing Auld Lang Syne!
Doctor: Well, I'll have to send you to the Burns unit.
Unrelated Incidents, No. 3, by Tom Leonard
this is thi six a clock news thi man said n thi reason a talk wia BBC accent iz coz yi widny wahnt mi ti talk aboot thi trooth wia voice lik wanna yoo scruff. if a toktaboot thi trooth lik wanna yoo scruff yi widny thingk it wuz troo. jist wanna yoo scruff tokn. thirza right way ti spell ana right way to tok it. this is me tokn yir right way a spellin. this is ma trooth. yooz doant no thi trooth...
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